Testimonials
Name: Blake Geddinga
Card Found: beef curtains
City Found: Chapin
Where Found: Bathroom
Date Found: 08/14/24
Story: Opened cabinet and found card
Name: Michael
Card Found: moist
City Found: Washington dc
Where Found: Delta sky club
Date Found: 8-18-2024
Story: The card said moist. One of my best friends during college who has since passed away thought moise was the best word in the world. It brought back a ton of college memories.
Comments: This is hilarious.
Name: Jess
Card Found: daddy would you like some sausage
City Found: National Harbor
Where Found: Randomly on a catering table at a work convention
Date Found: August 14, 2024
Story:
Name: ChrisAnn Hayes
Card Found: meatflap
City Found: National harbor maryland
Where Found: Gaylord hotel
Date Found: August 14 2024
Story: I am at a work conference- this was at the food line
Comments: Whatever this is made my day!
Name: Clark Weigle
Card Found: wet sock
City Found: National Harbor, MD
Where Found: Men's room, Gaylord National Harbor Convention Center
Date Found: 8/13/2024
Story:
Name: Lincoln Osiris
Card Found: daddy would you like some sausage
City Found: Las Vegas
Where Found: Beatles Love/Cirque gift/merch shop - Mirage casino
Date Found: July 13trh, 2024
Story: Card was sandwiched between a set of Beatles LP's - specifically a 5 LP box set and other albums.
Comments: LOL. Felt like I won the Sausage Lottery!
Name: Xeno
Card Found: daddy would you like some sausage
City Found: San Francisco
Where Found: Amoeba Records
Date Found: 7/16/24
Story: me and my, out of country, friend were visiting the city (i live about an hour away) and we were looking in the heavy metal cd section of Amoeba Records, and found this card attached to Metalucifer - Heavy Metal Ninja CD, we were in a bit of shock at first but decided hey why not take it and now we're here.
Comments: swag
Name: Chauncey Billiums
Card Found: moist
City Found: San Francisco
Where Found: Coffee to the People
Date Found: July 13, 2024
Story: I was peeing from my meat flap when I noticed this card with the word moist nestled under the window screen. I pulled it out with my dominant hand (broken). I brought it back to my girlfriend and her sister and we debated whether or not to go to this precarious website. Glad we did.
Name: Eric
Card Found: moist
City Found: Las Vegas
Where Found: Las Vegas Convention Center
Date Found: 6/14/24
Story: Packing up equipment after the event @ convention center I threw this in with the rest of the items thinking it belonged to the catering people we worked with/hired. It's been sitting on my home office desk in Elk Grove Village, IL for a few weeks. I just noticed the website and instructions today.
Comments: I'll find a place to "leave it", setting it free into the wild and hopefully you'll get another hit in the future.
Name: John R.
Card Found: meatflap
City Found: Las Vegas, NV USA
Where Found: Outside of Shake Shack (New York, New York Casino, Hotel, Theme Park, and Correctional Facility) Las Vegas Blvd.
Date Found: 6/19/2024
Story: Saw on stairs in front of Shake Shack. Picked it up.
Comments: Did as it told me to do. Hah hah.
Name: Angel
Card Found: daddy would you like some sausage
City Found: Las vegas
Where Found: New York new york
Date Found: 06/18/2024
Story: Found while walking with my kids the laughed and wanted to throw it I wanted I said fuck that let try it
Name: Goose
Card Found: congealed esophagus
City Found: Las Vegas
Where Found: Monorail
Date Found: 6/15/24
Story: Riding monorail day after seeing dead and co while riding monorail
Comments: Bringing back to Brooklyn to leave on subway
Name: Vincent
Card Found: beef curtains
City Found: Las Vegas
Where Found: New York New York
Date Found: 6/14/24
Story: While rummaging through nude platypus statues in the lobby of New York New York, I got beef curtains.
Comments: More nipples, less donkey neck
Name: Le
Card Found: congealed esophagus
City Found: Las Vegas
Where Found: Bridge outside NY NY
Date Found: 14 June 24
Story: Found it on the bridge
Name: Garrett
Card Found: wet sock
City Found: Las Vegas
Where Found: Binion Benny's smoke house BBQ
Date Found: 06/14/24
Story: I'm a bartender at binions and it was left tucked between to of our gaming machines at the bar.
Comments: Had to go in incognito mode due to the url and was surprised it wasn't fucked up porn but also was curious 😂
Name: Cristiane
Card Found: meatflap
City Found: Las vegas
Where Found: Mgm grand hotel casino
Date Found: June 13/2024
Story: Hi we're pleased to meet you
Name: Kody
Card Found: beef curtains
City Found: Las vegas
Where Found: NYNY sports book
Date Found: 06/14/2024
Story: Buddy found it and curiosity got the best of me from there.
Name: Andie
Card Found: wet sock
City Found: Vegas
Where Found: Las Vegas convention center
Date Found: 06/14/2024
Story: Idk my coworker handed it to me at the convention center
Name: Al Hayes
Card Found: beef curtains
City Found: Las Vegas
Where Found: Infocomm show floor
Date Found: 6/13/2024
Story: While at the Infocomm trade show, I found this card at one of my booths.
Name: Jennifer Vo
Card Found: moist
City Found: Las Vegas
Where Found: Beatles Love store
Date Found: 06/13/2024
Story: Found it with my brother and dad before going into the beatles love show
Name: Kristina
Card Found: daddy would you like some sausage
City Found: Las vegas
Where Found: Beatles love store
Date Found: 6/11/24
Story:
Name: K C
Card Found: daddy would you like some sausage
City Found: Las Vegas
Where Found: Hersher's chocolate world
Date Found: 06/12/2024
Story:
Name: Stephanie Apadaca
Card Found: meatflap
City Found: Las Vegas
Where Found: Hersheys chocolate world New York New York casino
Date Found: 06/11/2024
Story: Was walking the floor for my job and I found 3 of them but only took one. Found meat flap and wet sock and something about sausages lol
Comments: Loved finding these lil surprises!!! Thank you for making my work day go quicker and with a smile on my face!!!! Thank you!!!
Name: Jose
Card Found: daddy would you like some sausage
City Found: Las vegas
Where Found: Reces factory elevator
Date Found: June 11
Story: I was going down from the reces place and went to the elevator and found it
Comments: Daddy would you want some sausage?
Name: John
Card Found: beef curtains
City Found: Las vegas
Where Found: Crystals shipping center in front of Celine store, next to big wooden sculpture
Date Found: 6/10/24
Story: I don't know, we found it and it made us laugh.
Name: Mike
Card Found: daddy would you like some sausage
City Found: Las Vegas
Where Found: Convention center
Date Found: 6/9/2024
Story:
Name: Chris kelly
Card Found: wet sock
City Found: Las vegas
Where Found: Convention center bathroom
Date Found: 6/9/2024
Story: I'm just guy who had to pee and lo and behold staring right up at me was a laminated card on top of the urinal that said WET SOCK.
Name: Jacob Lipton
Card Found: beef curtains
City Found: Las Vegas
Where Found: On the exit gates of the LV strip monorail stop at MGM Grand
Date Found: 6/7/2024
Story: Was making my way back with my gf from OmegaMart. We stopped at the Mirage to get a chip before the place is demoed next month. Then we took the monorail back to MGM Grand for the night. Was very excited to find this card.
Name: Elier
Card Found: moist
City Found: Las Vegas
Where Found: Given to me by coworker
Date Found: 05/16/24
Story:
Name: Della
Card Found: beef curtains
City Found: San francisco
Where Found: Coffee to the people
Date Found: 5/7/24
Story: I was flipping through a thick ass dictionary looking for vagina and I saw this card. Showed it to my friend. We thought this website was gonna be porn but I'm just brave like that 😮💨😮💨😮💨
Name: Linda
Card Found: congealed esophagus
City Found: Baltimore
Where Found: Under my airplane seat
Date Found: April 21, 2024
Story: I was stowing my carry-on under the seat in front of me and saw the card under my own seat.
Comments: I didn't log in here while I was away in case logging into the web site gave my phone a virus I couldn't fix far from home. This is an interesting way to meet people. What is the goal of planting the card?
Name: A R
Card Found: wet sock
City Found: Malibu
Where Found: Malibu bluffs bathroom
Date Found: April 22 2024
Story:
Name: Everett
Card Found: moist
City Found: Las vegas
Where Found: Coca cola store mens bathroom
Date Found: 04-17-24
Story: Went to the bathroom and found it behind the faucet
Name: HEATHER MCLANAHAN
Card Found: meatflap
City Found: Cave Junction
Where Found: Bar bathroom
Date Found: 4/16/24
Story: The card was displayed right behind the sink handles. We are a new Pub in Cave Junction. Open a year next month. We tend to get gifts, stickers, graffiti left in our restrooms.
Comments: I am the manager here. I will say the bartenders were very excited to see what MEATFLAP meant 🤣🤣🤣
Name: Mel
Card Found: moist
City Found: Sonoma
Where Found: Bathroom
Date Found: March
Story: Wtf is this
Name: anna
Card Found: congealed esophagus
City Found: san francisco
Where Found: amoeba music
Date Found: 3/31/2024
Story: found while working in the k-pop section of our store
Comments:
Name: Rowan
Card Found: meatflap
City Found: Dallas
Where Found: Lee Harvey's
Date Found: April 4 2024
Story: found it wedged between our plastic cup stacks at the bar, wasn't there last night
Comments: the hell is this lmao
Name: Umron albowyha
Card Found: beef curtains
City Found: San Francisco
Where Found: La mar Cebicheria
Date Found: 4/2/2024
Story: Went into the bathroom to wash up and noticed a card on the floor, picked it up and it said beef curtains, read the back and followed the instructions
Comments: Pretty cool, The whole idea behind the card
Name: Oj
Card Found: beef curtains
City Found: San francisco
Where Found: Daiso Japantown
Date Found: 4/1
Story: Found on daiso floor, was confused by the card, curiosity preceeded me, had to pick up.
Name: Sid
Card Found: moist
City Found: San Francisco
Where Found: China town
Date Found: 4/1/24
Story:
Name: John
Card Found: meatflap
City Found: San Francisco
Where Found: Men's bathroom
Date Found: 3/31/24
Story: Found card at bathroom sink, left it but remembered the website and searched. Pleasantly surprised to find the website wasn't porn
Name: Abi
Card Found: meatflap
City Found: San Francisco
Where Found: La Mar Restaurant
Date Found: 03/28/2024
Story:
Name: JT
Card Found: moist
City Found: San Francisco
Where Found: Daiso Japantown
Date Found: 3/30/24
Story: on a choco pie
Name: Julie
Card Found: congealed esophagus
City Found: Calistoga
Where Found: Hydro Grill restroom
Date Found: 3/27/24
Story: We stopped here to eat lunch and I went to the restroom.
Name: Tanja
Card Found: moist
City Found: San Francisco
Where Found: Bistro Boudin
Date Found: March 26, 2024
Story: I am touring USA (Canada to LA and back to Canada) with our best friends. We were in store: Bistro Boudin, San Francisco when I found the card. I was going to secretly attach ithe "moust" card onto my girlfriend and have a giggle as she walked around.
Name: Eric
Card Found: daddy would you like some sausage
City Found: San francisco
Where Found: Solve it store
Date Found: 3-24-2024
Story: Going thru fisherman's wharf and checking the shops.
Name: Stephanie
Card Found: moist
City Found: San Francisco
Where Found: Boudin
Date Found: 3/25/24
Story:
Name: Gayvid
Card Found: meatflap
City Found: Glen Ellen
Where Found: Urinal
Date Found: 3/25/2024
Story: I was getting drunk after finding out that I have to pay 3200 dollars to the federal government, even though I'm broke. Shouldn't they know I have no more money for them???
Comments: I want to get more drunk. I want ceviche. I also want 27 million USD just to get my life started.
Name: Tom
Card Found: daddy would you like some sausage
City Found: San Francisco
Where Found: Boudin Cafe
Date Found: 3/24/2024
Story:
Name: Adrianna
Card Found: beef curtains
City Found: Boulder City
Where Found: Hoover Dam
Date Found: 2/24/24
Story: My coworker found this!
Name: J-Mo
Card Found: daddy would you like some sausage
City Found: Brighton, CO
Where Found: Old Chicago
Date Found: 1/28/2014
Story: Found sitting on the bar under a tip
Comments: Brilliant!
Name: David
Card Found: daddy would you like some sausage
City Found: Nashville
Where Found: Doubletree Hotel Downtown 6th floor
Date Found: 1/22/2024
Story: Was laying on a cabinet by the elevators.
Comments: I plan to leave it somewhere in the Denver area.
Name: Richard Mays
Card Found: meatflap
City Found: Las Vegas
Where Found: Monorail station
Date Found: 1-20-24
Story: I was on my way to work and found the card.
Name: meow !
Card Found: meatflap
City Found: las vegas
Where Found: pharmacy
Date Found: 01/17/2024
Story: was looking for a drink!
Comments: its so silly its fun 10/10
Name: Tiffany Harrah
Card Found: beef curtains
City Found: Las vegas
Where Found: Slots slots slots
Date Found: 1/12/24
Story: Thank goodness we found some beef curtains to bring us luck on the slots
Comments: Beef Curtains!!!!
Name: Maria
Card Found: wet sock
City Found: Las Vegas
Where Found: The Las Vegas Sock Market
Date Found: 01/12/24
Story: I am a key holder at The Las Vegas Sock Market and I found a "Wet Sock" on the ground inside of my store.
Name: Neil c
Card Found: moist
City Found: Vegas
Where Found: Ceasers palac e
Date Found: 09/12/24
Story: Fucked up and drunk. Found it
Comments:
Name: Jim Idol
Card Found: wet sock
City Found: Las Vegas
Where Found: Monorail Station
Date Found: 01/09/2024
Story: Was at the monorail station the other night and was looking off the side of the tracks and I noticed the phrase "wet sock" thought it was so hilarious and random.
Comments:
Name: Soulfire
Card Found: meatflap
City Found: Las Vegas
Where Found: Meow Wolf Omega Mart
Date Found: 01/10/2024
Story: My friend and I came to Meow Awolf for the hmfirst time. I discovered the card in a random book in one of the exhibits..
Comments: :-) thanks for the fun
Name: Grant
Card Found: meatflap
City Found: Las Vegas
Where Found: Walgreens
Date Found: 1/11/2024
Story: Meatflap
Comments: Meatflap
Name: Jessica
Card Found: meatflap
City Found: Las Vegas
Where Found: Walgreens
Date Found: 01/11/24
Story: and I found it in cosmetics aisle
Comments: I thought I would get money from entering the website lol.
Name: jeff
Card Found: meatflap
City Found: las vegas
Where Found: on tallulah corrian's desk
Date Found: 1/10
Story: dramcorp
Comments: this is super fun!
Name: Michael
Card Found: meatflap
City Found: Las Vegas
Where Found: Omega Mart
Date Found: 1/10/2024
Story: Found this card laying on the floor within one of the rooms of Omega Mart
Name: Mario
Card Found: meatflap
City Found: Las vegas
Where Found: ces
Date Found: 1/9/2024
Story:
Name: Justin licud
Card Found: meatflap
City Found: Las vegas
Where Found: Area 15
Date Found:
Story:
Name: Christopher
Card Found: meatflap
City Found: Boulder City
Where Found: Hoover Dam Parking lot
Date Found: 1/7/23
Story:
Name: Clinton
Card Found: meatflap
City Found: Los Angeles
Where Found: Ground level parking garage 6922 Hollywood Blvd
Date Found: 1/07/23
Story: Just curious
Comments: N/A
Name: Jenny
Card Found: daddy would you like some sausage
City Found: Los angeles
Where Found: Walt Disney concert hall
Date Found: Dec 7
Story: 1st floor by escalators
Name: Shawn ellis
Card Found: moist
City Found: Los angeles
Where Found: Disney hall escalator
Date Found: Sun January 7th 2024
Story: With the family down the escalator picked it up and laughed...thought it would be fun or scam, but curious.
Comments: Don't be spam
Name: Anthony
Card Found: daddy would you like some sausage
City Found: Los Angeles
Where Found: Mall floor
Date Found: 01/06/2024
Story:
Name: Richard
Card Found: wet sock
City Found: Orlando
Where Found: Mini-golf course
Date Found: January 1,2024
Story: I played mini-golf and found it
Comments: Wth is this?
Name: Maria Dunn
Card Found: wet sock
City Found: Orlando
Where Found: Pirates cove minigolf
Date Found: 01/01/2024
Story:
Name: :)
Card Found: daddy would you like some sausage
City Found: Columbia, SC
Where Found: Flea Market
Date Found: 12/3/23
Story: Was walking around, found it chilling on a free items table.
Comments: Gonna hold on to it for a while then send it back off into the world somewhere. Let's hope it carries on the journey.
Name: M. King
Card Found: beef curtains
City Found: Lexington
Where Found: World Market
Date Found: 11-28-2023
Story:
Name: Leslie Gutierrez
Card Found: beef curtains
City Found: Lexington
Where Found: World Market
Date Found: 11/28/2023
Story: i was just walking around and found it sitting in front of salami
Name: Tee
Card Found: daddy would you like some sausage
City Found: Lexington
Where Found: World Market
Date Found: November 27th 2023
Story: Uhh this is uhh creepy
Name: Tee
Card Found: congealed esophagus
City Found: Lexington
Where Found: World Market
Date Found: November 27th 2023
Story: Uhh i work here and found this next to some german sausages..
Comments: This is funny pls don't kill me now
Name: Demetrious Demarcus Bartholomew James, the third Junior
Card Found: daddy would you like some sausage
City Found: Columbia
Where Found: Flee market
Date Found: 11/25/23
Story: Went to go get a thing of sausages and found a card that said "Daddy, would you like some sausage" and we looked up this website... that's pretty much it
Comments: No comment
Name:
Card Found: congealed esophagus
City Found: Miami
Where Found: Florida International University
Date Found: 9/28/2023
Story: I was at the game room and was playing pool and as soon I grab the ball it was a card
Name: SC
Card Found: meatflap
City Found: London, UK
Where Found: Charing Cross Underground Station
Date Found: 24 August 2023
Story: Looks like this meat has flapped its way across the pond
Comments: Where to next? Flap flap
Name: Karina
Card Found: congealed esophagus
City Found: New York
Where Found: Little Spain
Date Found: August 22, 2023
Story: Looking through a cookbook in the Little Spain gift shop!
Name: Taylor
Card Found: wet sock
City Found: Idk
Where Found: Idk
Date Found: Idk
Story: Idk
Comments: Isk
Name: jw
Card Found: moist
City Found: Orlando
Where Found: gaylord palms
Date Found: 13 August 2023
Story:
Name: Chelsea
Card Found: wet sock
City Found: Orlando
Where Found: Sanuk, inside a shoe
Date Found: August 13,2024
Story: It was found in a men's shoe. Inside the store Sanuk located in Disney springs.
Comments: Love this very fun.
Name: Johnny D
Card Found: wet sock
City Found: Kissimmee, Fl
Where Found: Gay Opryland Hotel
Date Found: 8-11-2023
Story: Discovered in a planter in the atrium while digging for artifacts.
Comments: Will be relocating to another part of Fl soon.
Name: Christian DeJesus
Card Found: moist
City Found: Kissimmee
Where Found: In a cooler
Date Found: 08/11/23
Story: I was at work and found it
Comments: Please don't put me in a death trap
Name: Alex
Card Found: congealed esophagus
City Found: Orlando
Where Found: In the Gaylord Palms hotel on a window.
Date Found: 8/11/2023
Story: So I'm on vacation with my family and girlfriend's family and her brother spotted the card and pointed it out to us. We laughed it off and I decided to take the card, flip it around, and now Im here.
Name: Clarke
Card Found: congealed esophagus
City Found: Kissimmee FL
Where Found: Men's room, Gaylord Palms Convention Center
Date Found: 8/9/2023
Story: At a conference, found the card, thought I would play along. I brought it home to Sarasota and placed it on a work of art downtown.
Name: Nikolas
Card Found: congealed esophagus
City Found: Orlando
Where Found: Gaylord Palms Hotel
Date Found: 08-11-23
Story: There I was running from the cops (I have a couple warrents, but don't worry about it). All of a sudden, Ronald McDonald flew out my butthole. I look to my right and found a congealed esophagus to my surprise. Now here I am. I like pancakes, but waffles are for real G's. So do I get a reward or something?
Comments: I don't actually have any warrants, don't report me. But waffles are banging.
Name: Halle
Card Found: daddy would you like some sausage
City Found: Orlando
Where Found: Gaylord resort
Date Found: 7/11/23
Story:
Name: Christopher
Card Found: congealed esophagus
City Found: Kissimmee
Where Found: gaylord palms outdoor staircase
Date Found: 08/11/2023
Story: ligma
Comments: sugma
Name: Beth
Card Found: congealed esophagus
City Found: Orlando
Where Found: By the alligator pond
Date Found: 8/8/2023
Story: I was at TLCC Orlando 2023 and on my way back from the sponsor party nights I stopped by the alligators and turtles and found this card by the bridge. I had seen this same card earlier by the lunch buffers however it looked like perhaps a misplaced food sign so didn't think much of it until I found it the second time.
Name: Brittany
Card Found: moist
City Found: Kissimmee
Where Found: Gaylord Palms
Date Found: 8/9/23
Story: On a bridge railing in the Atrium
Comments: Why
Name: Jo Bonifacd
Card Found: moist
City Found: Kissimmee
Where Found: Gaylord palms
Date Found: 8/92023
Story: Found in atrium during a conference
Comments: Made my day
Name:
Card Found: congealed esophagus
City Found: Kissimmee FL
Where Found: Men's room, Gaylord Palms Convention Center
Date Found: 8/9/2023
Story:
Name: Lloyd Stringer
Card Found: daddy would you like some sausage
City Found: Kissimmee, Florida
Where Found: Gaylord Palms Resort atrium in the tropical plants
Date Found: August 8 2023
Story: I'm at a conference for work and start at 8am. This cheered me up.
Name: Adam
Card Found: wet sock
City Found: Orlando
Where Found: Gaylord Resort
Date Found: 8/8/23
Story: Conferencing and found wet socks. Best day ever.
Name: Noah
Card Found: moist
City Found: West Palm Beach
Where Found: Florida
Date Found:
Story:
Name: Shawn
Card Found: daddy would you like some sausage
City Found: Kissimmee
Where Found: Gaylord palms
Date Found: 8-5-23
Story: I went to the bathroom because I had to Pee and found it on the urinal
Comments: This is the best thing that's ever happened to me
Name: Tim
Card Found: daddy would you like some sausage
City Found: Kissimmee
Where Found: Gaylord Palms bathroom
Date Found: 8-5-23
Story: Found on top of the urinal in the bathroom at Wreckers Sports Bar at the Gaylord Palms resort.
Name: Jazmyn
Card Found: meatflap
City Found: Miami
Where Found: Root & Bone bathroom
Date Found: 7/31/2023
Story: Found in the drawer of root & bone restaurant where they keep the toilet paper
Comments: Very weird and funny
Name: Allison
Card Found: wet sock
City Found: Miami
Where Found: Convention center booth
Date Found: 7/1/23
Story: Was looking at a booth at Supercon and found it in between some plushes
Comments: Swag
Name: Julian
Card Found: daddy would you like some sausage
City Found: Kalamazoo
Where Found: From a penpal
Date Found: June 27, 2023
Story: Came with a penpal's letter and sticker gifts, I thought it was HBO Succession related tbh. Might still be. Slay
Comments: Pussy
Name: Kat
Card Found: daddy would you like some sausage
City Found: West palm
Where Found: Batch restaurant
Date Found: 6/25/23
Story: Coming to get brunch and found it in the cocktails menu!
Name: Karli
Card Found: wet sock
City Found: Orlando
Where Found: Animal Kingdom Lodge
Date Found: June 14, 2023
Story: I was shopping at the animal kingdom lodge in Disney world and I saw this car out of place!!
Name: John Arthur
Card Found: daddy would you like some sausage
City Found: Kendall, Florida
Where Found: Barnes and Noble
Date Found: 6/22/2023
Story: I found it with my friend inside a five nights at Freddy's book
Comments: Ar ar ar ar ar
Name: William
Card Found: meatflap
City Found: Orlabdo
Where Found: Orange County Convention Center
Date Found: 6/15/2023
Story: It was in the men's room sitting on a urinal.
Comments: I'm going to set it out here in New Orlenas
Name: Alex
Card Found: congealed esophagus
City Found: Orlando, FL
Where Found: Gringos Locos Tacos
Date Found: June 13, 2023
Story: Went into the sketchy bathroom and found the card on the mirror. At first thought it was a flash card for studying or something, then flipped it around and saw the website and had to take the card and check it out.
Name: Jaharah
Card Found: moist
City Found: New York
Where Found: DSW
Date Found: 06/16/2023
Story: I work at the store and was stocking a shelf and found the card. I found it really funny and had to take it.
Comments: This is such a fun idea, please keep it going
Name: Nando
Card Found: meatflap
City Found: Orlando
Where Found: McDonald's bathroom
Date Found: June 17 2023
Story: Just got done jerking off JK Using the bathroom. Found it on top of the hand dryer
Comments: Fun game my dudes
Name: Noah
Card Found: meatflap
City Found: Orlando
Where Found: Bathroom of a McDonald's
Date Found: 06/17/23
Story: I was taking a piss and found it in the McDonald's bathroom I work at
Name: dani
Card Found: beef curtains
City Found: miami
Where Found: barnes and noble dnd section
Date Found: 06/17/2023
Story: i was looking for some new dice for my dnd campaign, found meat curtains instead.
Comments: at least take me to dinner first?
Name: Dalton
Card Found: moist
City Found: Orlando
Where Found: On a urninal in the Orange County Convention Center
Date Found: 6/15/23
Story: Just sat through a 3 hour long test and had to pee afterwards. Rushed to the bathroom and found this on top of the urinal. Was reluctant to pick it up but was too curious not to. P.S. I passed the test!
Comments: No comment
Name: Hi
Card Found: wet sock
City Found: Orlando
Where Found: Animal Kingdom Lodge gift shop
Date Found: 6/15/23
Story: found next to a goofy stuffed animal
Name: Kenny
Card Found: daddy would you like some sausage
City Found: Orlando
Where Found: Orange County Convention Center
Date Found: June 14, 2023 at 12:34 am.
Story: I was doing my night shift when I saw the card on top of one of the bathroom urinals. I was so surprised that I had to do a double take and bursted out laughing. Instantly shared with my friends. I knew that I had to come here.
Comments: This made my whole shift so fun, I'm taking this card and sharing the story, and probably also pranking other people that I know will come here too.
Name: Crow
Card Found: moist
City Found: Orlando, Florida
Where Found: Disney World Animal Kingdom Lodge
Date Found: June 13, 2023
Story: Was just walking around the resort and found a "Moist" card on the water story sign beside the animals.
Name: Felipe L
Card Found: beef curtains
City Found: Miami
Where Found: Barnes & Nobles @FIU
Date Found: 5-11-2023
Story: Was searching through the Agatha Christie books when I saw something popping out from one of the books. So I read it and took it.
Comments: Very sus looking website, but felt nice to find a random card. Might leave it in a secret spot for someone else to find it.
Name: JP
Card Found: meatflap
City Found: Miami
Where Found: Regal cinemas ( The falls)
Date Found: 05/07/2023
Story: Was watching ponyo. Went to the bathroom and found it on the men's restroom where they sell the little perfumes and what not. I thought it was gonna be like "meatspin" or "lemonparty" was pleasantly surprised with this geo catching thing basically
Comments: Interesting thing
Name: thea
Card Found: beef curtains
City Found: miami, florida
Where Found: the falls
Date Found: 05-07-23
Story: was on my way to leave the mall and saw it on the cotton candy machine
Comments: very sweet message, very heartfelt.
Name: Jonathan
Card Found: daddy would you like some sausage
City Found: Miami
Where Found: The movie theater
Date Found: 5/6/2023
Story: I was going to the movies at the falls to see the new guardians of the galaxy movie and I saw it in one of the dispensers
Comments: No
Name: Ale
Card Found: congealed esophagus
City Found: Miami
Where Found: Regal Cinemas
Date Found: May 6, 2023
Story: In line for tickets for Guardians of the Galaxy 3 at a hellish movie theater. Lots of youths running around. Friend wanted Dibs ice cream and we peered into the freezer, hoping to find God. And we did. Took a pic of such card and then picked it up. Left it there
Comments: Loved it. Pleasant surprise. Adds a touch of whimsy to a monotonous life.
Name: John
Card Found: meatflap
City Found: Philadelphia
Where Found: Love City Brewing
Date Found: 04/26/2023
Story: I'm working and somebody left it on a table on their way to a 100 gecs show
Comments: Gross
Name: Ashley Lopsz
Card Found: beef curtains
City Found: miami
Where Found: FIU
Date Found: 04-26-2023
Story: lol
Comments: lol
Name: Luis
Card Found: congealed esophagus
City Found: New York
Where Found: The Shed
Date Found: 4/5/2023 and 4/9/2023
Story: At The Shed for a conference, I saw the card while at the urinal, looked at it, read it and put it back. However, it was not the last time I was to see the card, as it somehow made it into my work bag and is now in Miami, where the warm weather is probably a good thing for a congealed esophagus.
Name: Daisy Yascaribay
Card Found: beef curtains
City Found: NYC
Where Found: Old Navy Dressing Room
Date Found: 04/16/2023
Story: I went into the dressing room with my boyfriend to help him find work clothes.
Comments: Very interesting, I thought this was going to lead me to a porn website.
Name: a bookseller
Card Found: moist
City Found: new york, ny
Where Found: Strand Bookstore
Date Found: 4/9/23
Story: a manager found and kindly gave it to me :)
Name: a bookseller
Card Found: beef curtains
City Found: new york, ny
Where Found: Strand Bookstore
Date Found: 4/9/23
Story: a manager kindly gave it to me :)
Name: Jesus
Card Found: wet sock
City Found: New York
Where Found: Times Square
Date Found: 4/9/2023
Story: Cleaning up and found on the ground
Name: billy
Card Found: moist
City Found: New York
Where Found: mahoyian train
Date Found: 4-7-2023
Story: we were stocking ice lids when we found them in our empty sleeve bin lol
Name: billy
Card Found: beef curtains
City Found: New York
Where Found: cha cha matcha ( mahoyian train hall)
Date Found: 4/9/2023
Story:
Name: John P
Card Found: meatflap
City Found: manhatten
Where Found: 34st penn atation 8th ave
Date Found: april 9,2023
Story:
Name: Rebecca
Card Found: wet sock
City Found: New York
Where Found: 34th Street DSW
Date Found: 4/8/23
Story: This card was placed in the sock display by the cash registers, I found it while cleaning after we closed
Name: Cate
Card Found: meatflap
City Found: New York
Where Found: Starbucks
Date Found: 4/8/23
Story:
Name: Citrus
Card Found: meatflap
City Found: New York City
Where Found: The highline
Date Found: 4/8/24
Story: What the hell is this
Comments: What the hell is this
Name:
Card Found: beef curtains
City Found: Miami
Where Found: Florida International University
Date Found:
Story: I walked into the bathroom and saw it sitting on the sink
Comments: Wild
Name: Jennifer
Card Found: meatflap
City Found: New York
Where Found:The Strand Bookstore
Date Found: 4/8/23
Story: Found in a pile of books
Comments: A bit worried this was going to be a porn site!
Name: Huy D
Card Found: meatflap
City Found: New York
Where Found: The Strand Bookstore
Date Found: 04-08-23
Story: Found under a book
Name: Max
Card Found: meatflap
City Found: New york
Where Found: Strand book store
Date Found: April 8 2023
Story: We were doing smash or pass with a book of all the presidents
Comments: I love meat... flaps
Name: Ben
Card Found: meatflap
City Found: New York City
Where Found: the strand bookstore
Date Found: April 8
Story: We were doing smash or pass with a book about the presidents
Comments: This is hilarious
Name: Flynn
Card Found: beef curtains
City Found: New York
Where Found: The Strand Bookstore
Date Found: 4/8/2023
Story: picked up a freddie mercury puzzle to look at the price and beef curtains fell out
Name: Gina
Card Found: daddy would you like some sausage
City Found: New york
Where Found: Desk
Date Found: 4/8/23
Story:
Name: morning star
Card Found: beef curtains
City Found: new york
Where Found: morning star cafe
Date Found: 4/8
Story: customer left behind
Name: Henry
Card Found: moist
City Found: Manhattan
Where Found: Strand bookstore
Date Found: 4/7/23 around 6:00
Story: I went to the strand after work to buy a book. I was looking through the comic section featured books table and found it.
Name: R
Card Found: meatflap
City Found: New York
Where Found: Under a Freemasonry book at Strand
Date Found: 4/7/2023
Story:
Name: Erica
Card Found: meatflap
City Found: New York city
Where Found: Rosa Mexicana
Date Found: 4/6
Story: We are nosy and dead laughing
Name: Kayla
Card Found: moist
City Found: Miami
Where Found: University bathroom FIU
Date Found: 04/03/2023
Story: Looked up on the toilet and saw "MOIST"
Name: Sean
Card Found: congealed esophagus
City Found: Austin
Where Found: Superpedestrian
Date Found: 3/29/2023
Story: I have no idea.
Comments: Found at my workplace.
Name: Greg
Card Found: wet sock
City Found: Austin
Where Found: Bathroom at SXSW 2023 expo
Date Found: 3.15.2023
Story:
Name: Paddy mcricky
Card Found: meatflap
City Found: Austin
Where Found: In menu
Date Found: 17.03.23
Story: We were wondering What type of food a meatflap was, and looked closer
Comments: Can you eat meatflaps
Name: David
Card Found: congealed esophagus
City Found: Austin
Where Found: Fairmont Hotel
Date Found: 3/14/23
Story: Found this card
Name: James bound
Card Found: beef curtains
City Found: Austin
Where Found: Fairmont hotel
Date Found: 3/13/23
Story: I was walking by and I found it on top of a table
Comments: Said to say where I found it yay me I guess
Name: Anthony
Card Found: congealed esophagus
City Found: Austin
Where Found: Fairmont 5th floor bathroom
Date Found: March 13
Story:
Name: Victoria
Card Found: daddy would you like some sausage
City Found: Austin, TX
Where Found: Marriot Austin Downtown elevator
Date Found: March 13th, 2023
Story:
Name: M
Card Found: wet sock
City Found: Austin
Where Found: Hotel Room
Date Found: 3/13/22
Story:
Name: JD
Card Found: beef curtains
City Found: Austin
Where Found: Matt's El Rancho
Date Found: 03/12/23
Story: Called me by my name
Name: Gopal Dutta
Card Found: daddy would you like some sausage
City Found: Austin
Where Found: 5th floor toilets of Fairmont hotel
Date Found: 12 March 2023
Story: Went for a squirt, found the card by the sink.
Comments: SXSW
Name: Eduardo
Card Found: congealed esophagus
City Found: Austin Tx
Where Found: Austin dt marriott elevator lobby
Date Found: 3/12/23
Story:
Name: Cameron Rudin
Card Found: beef curtains
City Found: Austin
Where Found: Hilton elevator
Date Found: 3/11/23
Story: Jammed in the support box of the elevator during SXSW.
Name: John
Card Found: moist
City Found: Austin
Where Found: Downtown Marriott elevator
Date Found: 3/11
Story: Yes please. I love a good story.
Comments: What time does the story start?
Name: The goat
Card Found: beef curtains
City Found: Miami
Where Found: PG6
Date Found: 3/10/23
Story: Found on the floor of a parking garage at FIU. Thought it was a sign for a menu at the food place.
Name: Gino
Card Found: meatflap
City Found: Austin
Where Found: Elevator
Date Found: 3/10/2023
Story: In the elevator going down to the lobby. It was stuck between the crack of the emergency telephone.
Comments: Funny
Name: Tiffany
Card Found: wet sock
City Found: Austin
Where Found: SXSW Registrant Lounge
Date Found: 3/10
Story: I was waiting for samples of some yummy food when I saw this card on the counter.
Name: Tyler
Card Found: moist
City Found: Austin
Where Found: Ellis Bar
Date Found: 3/10/2023
Story: We were just talking about how lovely her delightful Pete Smith slabs are and how decicious they are to taste, when lo and behold, this card appeared
Comments: What next?
Name: Liz
Card Found: congealed esophagus
City Found: Austin, TX
Where Found: On the coffee cart at a free breakfast event at SXSW
Date Found: 3/10/23
Story: The card almost looked like it was the terribly unappetizing coffee variety du jour. Then I thought it was some dumb PETA prank. Still confused...is this some kind of art installation?
Name: Harpo
Card Found: daddy would you like some sausage
City Found: Las Vegas
Where Found: My fucking house
Date Found: March 8, 2023
Story: Some dude sent me one in a package that contained a severed head, an ahegao face sticker, a small pillow, and various other strange items
Name: wren
Card Found: congealed esophagus
City Found: Huntsville, AL
Where Found: mailbox
Date Found: 2/23/23
Story: Some guy mailed these to me along with a note that read "USE THESE WISELY". I know not for what reason I have been selected, but I now have a mission. To boldly flap where no man has flapped before, hoping each time that the next flap would be the flap home.
Comments: <3
Name: me
Card Found: meatflap
City Found: Miami
Where Found: Fiu game room
Date Found: 02/10/23
Story: Found in billiards box
Name: Hiro
Card Found: wet sock
City Found: Miami
Where Found: FIU
Date Found: 02/08/2023
Story: I found it on the floor outside of the architecture studio.